From the recording Songs in the Key of (E)nnui
Lyrics
VERSE 1
Close the chapter
On that five-year disaster
Still quoting scripture
Why don’t you give it a rest?
VERSE 2
Just like your high school
Photograph (so pretty)
Airbrushed, reframed
Cropped to death
CHORUS
You haven't changed a bit
You haven't changed at all
You’re the same story
In every scene
And every hall
You haven't changed a bit
You haven't changed at all
So glad I caught the
Last train home
Didn’t stay with you
Until last call
VERSE 3
Thirty years ago
We were fooling around (under the bleachers)
Still looking at me
Like you’re ready to go (never took it slow, did ya?)
You had your chance
Too bad those days are gone
Fresh face, cold heart
Just like Dorian Gray
**CHORUS (Repeat) / (Instrumental Break)
VERSE 4
Hello, it’s the ’90s calling
Stop your bawling, stop your trawling
Stop your dial-up fantasy
You ain’t got mail, you ain’t got me
CHORUS (Final Repeat)